numberoneletdown:

How to sum up The Great Gatsby
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bariumnitrate:

I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you’ll ever meet. Sweetie you had me.

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Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
N’tima (via arabarabarab)

thatdisnerd:

The Pan and Pinocchio ones are so cute I literally want to throw up

afriiican:

me
69shadesofgray:

SO CUTE IM GONNA DIIIIE


adorable dog wants sausage


mrsronweasleygingerlover:

Ted: “Come on! We sang in the New Year in ‘02 on this thing. Remember, we were Destiny’s Child! And since I was Beyonce, I’m pretty sure I get final say here.”
Marshall: “Uhhh we were not your back up singers bitch! We were a group!
Ted: “Uhhh, I’m sorry! Are you guys married to Jay-Z? Or am I married to Jay-Z?
Even now, after all these years, there’s still just this part of me where if there’s even the slightest chance something I do can make Robin smile, I don’t even think about it, I just do it.
Ted Mosby, HIMYM S08E24 (via ladyontheshore)
Sometimes, you fall for someone you’d never expect but that doesn’t make it wrong. Doesn’t everyone deserve to be happy?
Barney Stinson, S08E10 (via sirgaga)
It’s Biggie!
Exactly :3